Jesus of suburbia
Yes friends, I have finally found the Jesus of Suburbia. I found Him in Ankeny, Iowa. (The perfect place to find the high king of all things suburbia). What? You don’t believe me?!
Well, have a look for yourself!
Look how Jesus beckons one and all to come enjoy the fruits of moving away from all your problems! There is no pain, poverty or disease among the porcelain red rooster, the three rabbits in a mysteriously sickening three way, or the tacky fountain of life. Yes, everything has its place in suburbia. If its not surrounded by neatly arranged bricks it doesn’t belong.
Look at suburban Jesus and his miss america robe that glitters in the sun. He also has his heart positioned in the center of his chest, not the left. A bit freakish, but you get used to it after a while. He also looks a bit like James Van Der Beek from Dawson’s Creek. All this time, you thought Green Day was just being creative and making social commentary. But now you know the truth! They visited Ankeny, Iowa and were trying to alert people so they too could pay homage. However, no need to bring gifts, just credit cards and loan officers will do!
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